Animal Jokes

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Creation

Q: Why did God give deer eyes?
A: I have no eye-deer!

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Cross Between a Woodpecker and a Carrier Pigeon

Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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Warm Down Under

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A: A woolly jumper!

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