Animal Jokes

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Elephants In The PM

Q: What do elephants do in the evenings?
A: Watch elevision!

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Stuck in an Elevator

Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he's dead.

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What Came First?

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: I'd have to say it was the rooster!

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