Animal Jokes

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Lawyers for Experiments

Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?
A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Biology Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Animal Jokes , Riddles
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Fox to a Bulldog

Q: How do you turn a fox into a bulldog?
A: Marry her.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Riddles
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The Irishman's Missing Dog

An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable. His wife says, "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"  So he does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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