Animal Jokes

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Elephant in the Garage

Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage?
A: Your Hefty bags are missing.

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Salt Water -Riddles

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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Hunting Wife

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?"
The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."
"What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter.
"My wife."

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