Animal Jokes

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The Dog or The Wife?

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

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Goldfish Tank

Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Thin Glow Worm

Q: What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
A: He was de-lighted!

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