Animal Jokes

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Run Away Rooster

Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!

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Buggy

Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as he hits your windshield?
A: His ass!

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Submitted BY: LEXMIA

Pig's Ears

A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant, "Do you have pig's ears?" The counter assistant replies, "No, it's just the way my hair is parted!"

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