Lover ID

How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher, a nurse or a flight attendant?
A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.
A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.
And a flight attendant says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.

Repetition

Q: Why is it fun to date teachers?
A: Because if you don't get it right the first time they make you do it again.

Practice makes Perfect

My Lesbian neighbors Jill and Julie, who are both teachers, asked me to help them conceive a child.
They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old-fashioned way as they weren't man-haters.
For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them that I had a vasectomy last year.