Profession Jokes - Teacher Jokes

I Remember You

A guy is in the grocery store when a pretty woman smiles at him and says hello. He’s taken aback and can’t place her. “Do I know you?” he asks. “I think you’re the father of one of my kids,” she says. He racks his brain to think of how that could be. Then he remembers the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. “Wow,” he says. “Are you the stripper from my bachelor party, who tied me down on the pool table, and did it with me, with all my buddies cheering, while your friend sprayed whipped cream on my butt? Boy, that was insane.” “No,” she says. “I think I’m your son’s math teacher.”

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Anonymous

Lover ID

How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher, a nurse or a flight attendant?
A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.
A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.
And a flight attendant says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Nurse Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Flight Attendant Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Anonymous

Repetition

Q: Why is it fun to date teachers?
A: Because if you don't get it right the first time they make you do it again.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous