Profession Jokes - Teacher Jokes

Teacher Eyes

Q: What problem did the cross-eyed teacher have?
A: She couldn't control her pupils.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
Anonymous

A Lecture about English

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Old Mathematicians

Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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