Cow Talk

Q: What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
A: Udder nonsense!

Cow Manure Use

A little boy runs across this farmer who has a truckload of cow manure. The boy asks him what he is going to do with all that cow poop. The farmer tells the little boy, ''I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries.'' The little boy looks up at the farmer and says, ''I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries.''

Too Deep

Q: Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens?
A: They plant the eggs too deep.