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The Irishman's Missing Dog

An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable. His wife says, "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"  So he does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.

"Here boy!" he replies.

Cabin Fever

Q: Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

A: In a hog cabin!

Cow Manure Use

A little boy runs across this farmer who has a truckload of cow manure. The boy asks him what he is going to do with all that cow poop. The farmer tells the little boy, ''I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries.'' The little boy looks up at the farmer and says, ''I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries.''

Happy Rows

A happy corn farmer grins from ear to ear.

Farm Funny

Q: What do you call jokes told by a farmers?

A: Corny