Profession Jokes - Cowboy Jokes

We Got a Lot of Those

Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire smoking, drinking and having a good time. The Texan takes a full bottle of the finest tequila, throws it up in the air and shoots it to pieces. The Californian and Oregonian are clearly dismayed at that show, and ask "Now what'd you go and do THAT for?" The Texan just drawled "Where I come from, we got a lot of those."
Not to be outdone, the Californian reaches in his saddle bag and pulls out a full bottle of the best Californian wine there is. He throws the bottle in the air, whips out his gun, and shoots it to pieces. The Oregonian and the Texan both groan, but the Californian is quick to point out, "Where I come from, we've got a lot of those."
Next the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of the best microbrew beer that Portland makes. He throws the bottle high up in the air, takes out his gun, shoots the Californian, catches the bottle, and proceeds to drink the beer. Horrified, the Texan asks why he would go and do a thing like that. "Well, where I come from, we got a lot of those, but the bottle's worth a nickel."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Oregon Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes , Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes)
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Cowboy's Three Requests

A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was captured by a group of ruthless banditos intent on killing him. In their drunkenness, they decided to go easy on him and grant him three requests. For his first, he asked for his horse. He whispered something to his horse, who then rode off and returned with a beautiful woman. The cowboy spent the night with the woman. The same thing happened the second day. But when the horse returned on the third day with another woman, the cowboy lost his temper and yelled, "You stupid horse! I said 'posse!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Cow Pies & Cow Girls

Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes) , Riddles
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