Profession Jokes

Gynecologist and Genealogist

Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
A: A genealogist looks up the family tree. A gynecologist looks up the family bush.

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Profession Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Break In

"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down at the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house." "Did he get anything." his mates asked. "Yeah! A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of busted nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes)
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Anonymous

The Truth

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?" The client replied that he did. The lawyer then asked, "Do you know what will happen if you don't tell the truth?" The client looked back and said, "I imagine that our side will win."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes)
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