Railway HandCar

A tramp finds a hole in a field and throws in a stone to see how deep it is. He doesn’t hear anything, so he drops down something larger – an old railway handcar. As he does so a ram appears and starts charging toward him. At the last moment the man leaps to one side and the ram plummets down the hole. Later the tramp meets the farmer who owns the field and tells him that the hole is dangerous. “I know,” replies the farmer. “That’s why I put a big ram in the field – to scare away the children.” “Really?” says the tramp. “But what would happen if the ram wandered off?” “Oh, it can’t do that,” replies the farmer. “I tied it to an old railway handcar.”

How Many Cops to Arrest a Mexican?

Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges!

Mexican Fire Truck

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?
Jose and Hose B