Profession Jokes

Human Anatomy

A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex education class. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a female. "The female has two breasts and one vagina. The male has one penis." A little boy in the front row jumped up and said that the teacher was wrong. "My daddy has two penises. He has a short one that he pees with and a long one that he brushes Mommy's teeth with!"

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
Anonymous

Political Fix

I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes)
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Anonymous

Teacher 911

Q: Why did the kindergarten teacher call the Police?
A: Because a 5 year old was resisting a rest.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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