Profession Jokes

Psychiatrist Light Bulbs

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.

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If The NSA Ran Christmas...

Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to monitor your tree for reasons of national security.

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Eskimos on the Toilet

Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the toilet too long?
A: Polaroids!

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