Profession Jokes

First Lady's Patriotic Duties

Q: What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?
A: They both go down in the name of the president.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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What If My Temperature Goes Up

Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?
Doctor: Sell!

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Going to Die Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Anonymous

I'm God

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God! Doc: When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth, then the...

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes)
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