Profession Jokes

Vision

I'm tired of wearing glasses, so if you're an optician, contact me.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Born Ugly

When you were born, you were so ugly, the doctor slapped your mother.

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Anonymous

Proctologist

Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.

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Anonymous