Profession Jokes

Psychiatrist Greeting

Q: How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
A: ''You are fine, how am I?''

Anonymous

Clones on a Roof

Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Students

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two and a professor to take credit.

Anonymous