Profession Jokes

Blonde - Cop

A blonde policewoman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered, "Well, I have contacts." The policewoman replied, "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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Submitted BY: marentes

Blonde - Brain For Sale

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplants asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain here belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. And here we have a blonde's brain as well. It costs $50,000." The client asked, "What? How's that possible?" The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Anonymous

Santa Safe

Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Banker Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous