Profession Jokes

Blonde - Brain For Sale

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplants asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain here belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. And here we have a blonde's brain as well. It costs $50,000." The client asked, "What? How's that possible?" The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."

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Police Work

Q: Why was the Police officer standing on poop?
A: He was On-Duty.

Anonymous

Santa Safe

Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.

Anonymous