Gynecologists At Lunch

Two gynecologists meet at lunch. The first one says, "I had a patient this morning with a clit like a dill pickle. The second one says, "That big or that green?" The first one says, "That Sour."

They Used To Be...

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," said the patient with remorse

Farts With Lumps

The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny," To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants".