Profession Jokes

Second Opinion

A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.
Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.
Patient: I wanna second opinion.
Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.

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The Parsley Farmer Lawsuit

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Anonymous

Fired From Poultry Shop

Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from the poultry shop?
A: He couldn't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

Anonymous