Taking Care of the Coyotes

Fed up with failure in preventing coyotes from killing his sheep, a rancher brought out his rifle to eliminate the pack. Suddenly, a federal bureaucrat rushed up and breathlessly screamed, "Wait, there's no need to do that. We've developed a new drug that renders them impotent." "I don't know what y`all do in Washington," drawled the rancher taking aim again, "but out here the coyotes eat the sheep."

Dentist Vs Brain Surgeon

Q: How do dentists become brain surgeons?
A: When their drills slip.

Honesty

Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case. "Look," said one to the other, "Let's be honest with each other."
"Okay, you first," replied the other.
That was the end of the discussion.