Word Play Jokes

Punctuation

Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

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Yo Mama - Wheelie

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie!

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Doctor Says Ten

A man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid you're going to die," says the Doctor. The man asks, "How long do I have to live?" "Ten," replies the Doctor. "What the heck does that mean," the man asks. "Ten Years, Ten Months, Ten weeks. What?" The doctor replies "Nine."

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