Word Play Jokes

Snow Dogs

Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!

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Opposites

If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?

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Donkey Xmas

Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A: Mule-tide greetings.

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