Word Play Jokes

Jail Time

Q: Why did the chicken get sent off?
A: For persistent fowl play!

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Anonymous

Fast Food Apology

A fat man goes into a fast food resturant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a min or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

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Anonymous

Quick Reader

Started reading the dictionary last week. Today my friend asked how far I'd gotten, "Halfway" I said. "Wow!" he exclaimed with disbelief "You're at 'm' already?"
Fucking idiot, "Halfway" starts with an "H"

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