Dirtiest Thing On Television

Q: What is the dirtiest thing ever said on television?
A: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

Calling The Shots

I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office the other day when the doctor started yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" I went up to the nurse and asked her what was going on. She told me that the doctor liked to call the shots.

Best Part of Gardening

Q: What's the best part of gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with my hoes