Word Play Jokes

Two Thousand in the Ocean

Q: What weighs 2000 pounds and lays at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Moby's Dick!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Broomstick Vs Pumpkin

Q: What's the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
A: Have you ever tried broomstick pie?

Categories: Food Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Female Guitar Player

Consider the following:
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string!"

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Guitar Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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