Word Play Jokes

Disbarred, Defrocked, It Just Follows.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,  cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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Walked Into a Bar

Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked.

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Jalepenos

Life is like a jar of jalepenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

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