Grasshopper Than a Cricket

Q: Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
A: Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

Lost and Found

Buried my grandmother in the wrong plot.
That was a grave mistake.

Blowing Bubbles

Three people get arrested and are taken into holding for questioning. The officer talks to the first girl, asking, "What's your name?" She says, "Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He asks the second girl, "What's your name?" She responds with, "Yo Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He talks to the guy and says, "Let me guess, your name is Yo Yo Yo." The guy replies with, "No, it's Bubbles."