Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Anthem

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anthem!
Anthem who?
You Anthem devil you!

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Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.

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Which One?

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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