Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Thurston

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thurston!
Thurston who?
Thurston and hungerin'!

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Being Direct

The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and said, "Hey, honey, what do you say to a little fuck?" She looked down at him and promptly replied, "Hello, you little fuck!"

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Rhymes with Snoop

Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre!

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