Word Play Jokes

Ark Agent

Should you ever need an ark, I Noah guy.

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Started From The Bottom...

Proctologist: The rare profession in which the M.D. starts out at the bottom and stays there.

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Let Me See

A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30. He is persuaded to have a medical exam first. "Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if I'm sexually fit," he says to the doctor. "Okay," says the medic, "let me see your sex organs." So the old guy sticks out his tongue and his middle finger.

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