Spot

Say spot 4 times fast, then spell spot, then say spot 4 times faster, then spell it again. Now what do you do at a green light?

Cross a Rooster and Lollipop

Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a lollipop?
A: A c**ksucker.

The New French Cook

The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits. He successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, "I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have ... a hutch back of Notre Dame.