The New French Cook

The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits. He successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, "I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have ... a hutch back of Notre Dame. 

Old Never Dies

• OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire
• OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over
• OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for six
• OLD DANCERS never die, they just step away
• OLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouraged
• OLD DEANS never die, they just lose their faculties
• OLD DENTISTS never die, they just lose their pull
• OLD DIETERS never die, they just waist away
• OLD DIVERS never die, they just extend their bottom time
• OLD DIVERS never die, they just flop
• OLD DIVERS never die, they just get board
• OLD DIVERS never die, they just lose their spring
• OLD DOCTORS never die, they just lose their patience
• OLD EDITORS do it with a red pen
• OLD ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS never die, they just have slower rise times

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