Word Play Jokes

Jim Carrey

Q: Did you hear that Jim Carrey lost his left arm in a horrific accident?
A: I guess that makes him all-righty then.

Anonymous

Blonde - Breadcrumbs

Q: Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning?
A: To feed the toilet duck.

Anonymous

Spell Bound

Q: How do you cast the best spells?
A: Any witch way

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