Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Rap Battle

Yo mama is so stupid she murked herself in a rap battle!

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Anonymous

Spot

Say spot 4 times fast, then spell spot, then say spot 4 times faster, then spell it again. Now what do you do at a green light?

Anonymous

Cross a Rooster and Lollipop

Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a lollipop?
A: A c**ksucker.

Anonymous