Word Play Jokes

Scratch My Beak

Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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Green and Sings

Q: What's green and sings?
A: Britney Spearagus.

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Yo Mama - Rap Battle

Yo mama is so stupid she murked herself in a rap battle!

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