Word Play Jokes

Jumper Cables

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Anonymous

Toad Music

Q: What's a toad's favorite ballet?
A: Swamp Lake!

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Duck In Jail

Q: Why did the duck go to jail?
A: Because he was selling quack.

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Submitted BY: Anonymous