Word Play Jokes

You Look Familier

Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Hello mommy!

Anonymous

Doublechew

You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.

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Jumper Cables

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Anonymous