Word Play Jokes

Toad Music

Q: What's a toad's favorite ballet?
A: Swamp Lake!

Categories: Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous

Duck In Jail

Q: Why did the duck go to jail?
A: Because he was selling quack.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Submitted BY: Anonymous

Obama Sinking

Q: President Obama is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?
A: The nation.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Riddles
Anonymous