Word Play Jokes

Obama Sinking

Q: President Obama is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?
A: The nation.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Riddles
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Definition of Suspect

Q: What's the definition of suspect?
A: A nun jumping on a saddle-less bicycle!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Riddles
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Craig's List Vacuum

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
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