Word Play Jokes
Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Knock Knock - Cargo
Car go Beep Beep!
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!
Yo Mama - Bookmark
Yo mama so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
Jumping On The Bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.