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Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

A: They always steal the green cards.

Knock Knock - Cargo

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Car go Beep Beep!

Fair Punishment

Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not!

Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!

Yo Mama - Bookmark

Yo mama so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

A: Put velcro on the ceiling.

Q: How do you get him down?

A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.