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Soul Searching

You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

Blonde Taco Bell

She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

Brain Cells

Q: Why did God give women more brain cells than cows?

A: So that women don't shit themselves when you play with their tits.

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Knock Knock - Cargo

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Car go Beep Beep!