Word Play Jokes

Teddy Bear

Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"

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Horse Down

Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!

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Fair Punishment

Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!

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