Word Play Jokes

Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

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Cows Night Out

Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!

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Turkey Snacks

Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!

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