Word Play Jokes

Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

Anonymous

Batman Shopping

Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.

Anonymous

Turkey Snacks

Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!

Anonymous