Word Play Jokes

Best Form of Birth Control

Q: What is the best form of Birth Control
A: Marriage

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes)
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Results of a Helping Hand

A man and his son walk in the park and come upon two dogs humping. The son asks, "Dad what are those dogs doing?" The dad says, "Well, the dog on top must have hurt his two front paws, and that dog on the bottom is helping him home." The son turns to his father and says, "It figures -- every time you try to help someone out, you always get screwed."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Kangaroo Sleepover

A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."

Categories: Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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