Word Play Jokes

Skeleton Church Music

Q: Why can't skeletons play music in church?
A: Because they've got no organs.

Categories: Appearance Jokes , Art & Music Jokes (Pianist Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Trash

Yo mama is so nasty, when she's asked to take out the trash, she leaves the room.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Cone Deaf

I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was color blind.
It came completely out of the green.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous