Word Play Jokes

Santa Claws

Q: Who brings Christmas presents for cats?
A: Santa Claws!

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Chain Saws And Monkeys

Q: What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
A: They both fuck up trees!

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Green Grape To Purple Grape

Q: What did a green grape say to a purple grape?
A: Breathe stupid!

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