Quarter Life Crisis

I'm 25 years old and going through what I like to call, "The Quarter Life Crisis." What is that you ask? Well, it's when you go to college for four years, get a job right away that you hate, work there for two years and then the economy takes a dump, you get laid off and find yourself reassessing your life, and therefore doing stand up. No spouse, no kids, no house, no worries.

He's The Light Of Her Life

A good husband is the light of his wife's life. However, some wives are getting fed up with seeing their lights go out every night!

Drunk Chicken

Q: What do you get from a drunk chicken?
A: Scotch eggs!