Word Play Jokes

Identical

Q: What do you call two guys with identical penises?
A: Doppelwangers

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Answering Machine - World Domination

Voice 1: Gee, Dave, what do you feel like doing tonight? Voice 2: Same thing we do every night, Rob... Try to take over the world! (Sing:) They're David and the Rob, Yes, David and the Rob, One is a drummer, the other needs a job. They're not at home right now, so please don't have a cow, Leave a message -- for David and the Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

Checkup

I went to the doctor for a checkup. A friend asked, "Which doctor?" I replied "No, a medical one."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous