Word Play Jokes

Jock Pickup Line

Hey babe, is your goalmouth open? High five!

Anonymous

Bush Coded from Saddam

Bush got a coded message from Saddam.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA. The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton. He suggested turning the message upside down ...

Anonymous

Pain in the Neck

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

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