Word Play Jokes

Famous French Ant

Q: Who is the most famous French ant?
A: Napoleant!

Anonymous

Alimony

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mighty kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."

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Anonymous

Fire vs Fire

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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Submitted BY: Anonymous