Word Play Jokes

Save the Plant

Had to shout at someone today who was cutting up herbs and throwing them away.
I hate thyme wasters.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Brown Military

Q: What's brown and in the military?
A: Gomer's pile.

Anonymous

Sex Change

Q: What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?
A: Addadictomy.

Submitted BY: partspuke