Word Play Jokes

Native American Naming

A little Native American boy asks his chief how babies in their tribe get their names. The chief replies, "When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like 'Running-Wolf' or 'Flying-Cloud'. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Screwing?"

Anonymous

Electronic Pun

iPod: Hey buds!
Headphones: Sup player?

Anonymous

Vampire Parts

Q: Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
A: They need someone to play the bit parts!

Anonymous