Word Play Jokes

Smart Alec

A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"

Anonymous

Vampire New Year

Q: What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A: "Auld Fang Syne"!

Anonymous

What Kind of Bees...

Q: What kind of Bees make Milk?
A: BOOBIES!

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