Word Play Jokes

Truckload of Vibrators

Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? 
A: Toys for Twats.

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Kidney Troubles

Since I started dialysis my friends, family and even strangers are having a laugh at my expense
My kidneys are the only thing not taking the piss out of me

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Written By: KielPhillips

Statistics don't Lie

Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.

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