Word Play Jokes

Remain Silent

You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

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Hitch-Hiking Frog

Q: What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
A: Hop in!

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On Inheritance

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

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