Word Play Jokes

500 Girlfriends

Q: What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
A: A shepherd.

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Programmer's Wife

A programmers wife asks him to run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.
He returns with 12 loaves of bread.

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Dracula's Car

Q: What's Dracula's car called?
A: A mobile blood unit!

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